I used to think terrorism or the economy was the going to be the downfall of society, but after the last few years my opinions have changed. Personally, I blame that damn Zuckerburg for what I am coining the “Facebook Fiasco”, where now the innocent foibles of children (and the less-than-innocent pranks that they generate) are now posted online for the world to see in perpetuity.
If You Go to a Gym Please Read
Weight training has always been a passion of mine and ever since my brother taught me how to bench press I’ve always had a hunger for a good pump…
I Hate Babies!
Moron Life is very excited to debut the new column by humorist Chris Lebedeff – Shop-Talk! In today’s column the Shop Boy talks about his disapproval of the younglings in a little article we’d like to call… “I Hate Babies!”
Moron Reality: Reality for All !
Reality TV Report by Jason Beymer The recent influx of bad reality TV makes this moron a happy boy. Yes, VH1 still owns me with its dating shows, B-list celebrities, and internet porn stars, but TruTV is quietly monopolizing my DVR. I’ve compiled a list of new favorites. This could change any moment; I’m fickle […]
We live in a celebrity obsessed society. Channels and websites devoted to the latest gossip, newspapers and magazines talking about the latest new heartthrob and starlet that have sparked our interest. We want to know whom Tiger Woods is sleeping with or what drugs Lady Gaga are on or what the mother of a […]
A Bottomless Cup by Jeremy Beth Michaels I had surgery a year ago, a thyroidectomy and as a result my exercise routine got knocked off course. I spent a year recuperating (i.e. sitting on my ass) not realizing that my ass had actually dropped about 30 feet from where it was supposed to be. Plus, […]
A Den Mother for Lindsay
A Bottomless Cup by Jeremy Beth Michaels I have been confronted with getting older lately… Not that I mind, there are a lot of great things about not being 20 and going through that not knowing “what it all means” phase. Now, it’s like, “Ok, I’m in my 30’s and I get that I will […]
‘Tween the Sheets – No Really!
So this article is here for a number of reasons. For one, it’s been forever since we’ve had a new post on here. A couple reasons for that is because the head honchos here, Clay and myself have just been swamped with our plethora of side projects and of course our jobs, so […]
A Bottomless Cup by Jeremy Beth Michaels It’s really hard not to get depressed by the news, the impending economic downfall and realistically the end of the world in not too far away (like how positive I am?). I try not to get too caught up in the fact that the world is at a […]
The Mind Box – Part V
(If you missed The Mind Box – Parts 1 to 4 check HERE) CHAPTER 8 Tony Smith was a 65-year-old British bachelor living in Chapelizod. In fact all his ancestors lived there since the time of Cromwell. He lived next door to the Wayward Bridge Pub and was a mean and nasty old man and […]