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If You Go to a Gym Please Read

Weight training has always been a passion of mine and ever since my brother taught me how to bench press I’ve always had a hunger for a good pump…

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Local Celebrities.

  We live in a celebrity obsessed society.  Channels and websites devoted to the latest gossip, newspapers and magazines talking about the latest new heartthrob and starlet that have sparked our interest.  We want to know whom Tiger Woods is sleeping with or what drugs Lady Gaga are on or what the mother of a […]

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‘Tween the Sheets – No Really!

    So this article is here for a number of reasons.  For one, it’s been forever since we’ve had a new post on here.  A couple reasons for that is because the head honchos here, Clay and myself have just been swamped with our plethora of side projects and of course our jobs, so […]

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Fake Mexicans Deny Fake Mexican Food…

  Growing up a Mexi Mutt in suburbia, I grew up with weird tastes for Mexican Food.  I grew up with Burritos, Tacos, Chile Verde, Enchiladas, Tostadas, Flautas the whole works.  Grandma made the best, Mom tried to copy, and I got it all the time at home.  So you could understand if when I […]

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Lesbians

And other Random thoughts about the Thanksgiving vacation. Howdy all, and here’s hoping you had a great few days off for the Turkey holiday.  I had a nice few days off and was able to just unwind and enjoy some time off from a lot of different projects.  What I noticed though, were just some […]

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The Worst Kind of Pee.

So lately I’ve been realizing my age I suppose, but more importantly, I’ve been noticing the importance of pee awareness.  Okay, so I’m sure we’re all aware of this, but it’s been a real interesting thing for me these days.  Usually I’m a camel.  When I go to the movies, I usually prepare myself, take […]

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Far Reaching Repercussions

Okay, so Outback Steakhouse, the Australia based theme restaurant, has the best Cheeseburger in town, and everytime I go there, I head straight for it every time.  It’s called the Mad Max and it’s awesome. It’s basically a cheeseburger with bacon and it’s delicious, and it’s named after one of Australia’s biggest movie characters. Well, […]

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Wishing you a happy holidays…

…one text at a time.     So the holidays have come and gone and there’s one thing that keeps lingering in my head like a bad eggnog hangover.  How did the holidays get so impersonal? What happened to the good old days?  The times where Carolers strolled from house to house, singing the tunes […]

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Jingles all the Way

              Where would the advertising world be without the jingle?  The little ditty of a song that usually gets stuck in your head and has you singing about the product well into your midlife.  One of the first songs I ever learned to sing was the Oscar Meyer weiner […]

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A Head of the Curve

  They say that comedy is harder to write than drama, and most of the times when I find myself running this little dog and pony show, I sometimes wish I came up with Knotts Landing instead of Moron Life.  Every now and then however, I come up with something that makes me giggle and […]

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