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Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie

Tim and Eric’s Billion dollar movie finally finds its way to this reviewer via Netflix and we laughed, we cried, we Shrimed. Check it out!

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Movies Movie Review by Lon Lopez

Chick’s gone Haywire!

Hey Kids. Lon Reviews the new Steven Soderbergh/Gina Carano Action flick. Did I mention that it’s got Michael Angarano??? YES!!

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Mission Improbable: Ghosts and Stuff?

Tom Cruise is back. With Moobs! Hey Kids, it’s another Mission Impossible flick and your boy, Lon Lopez is here to review it. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to read this review and tell all your friends cuz! Enjoy!

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Movies Transformers 3 Non Review by Lon Lopez

Transformers 3: WTF?!?

Warning: This Non Review contains the foul language needed to accurately describe the movie going experience of seeing Transformers: Dark of the Moon. You have been warned.

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Movies Inter-Stellar Movie Review by Lon Lopez

In Blandest Day, In Mediocre Night.. eh it works..

For those not in the know, the DC Comics character Green Lantern is a super hero who wears a powerful ring that can create whatever the wearer wills. Before going into the new Ryan Reynolds Green Lantern film I willed it really hard not to suck, and let’s just say, like the heroic Green Lantern of Earth, Hal Jordan, I was able to do just that.

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Movies hangoverpart2

The Hangover yet better…

It’s hard to say what fans of Todd Phillips’ The Hangover will think of The Hangover Part 2, because I wasn’t really one of them.

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Your Highness

Movie Review by Lon Lopez   It would be easy to just write off Your Highness as that stoner, fantasy movie from the Pineapple Express guys, and actually I almost did. To do that would actually be a disservice, because although ridiculous, Your Highness is the type of fantasy/action flick that last year’s Clash of […]

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Movies For the Win!

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

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by Lon Lopez

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World is like a twenty hit combo ending with a giant shyuriken to the skull. And if you know what I’m talking about, this movie is for you (If you didn’t, then keep reading.)

The new film from Edgar Wright (Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz) and starring Mr. Superbad himself, Michael Cera, is a sensorial gift to your eyes and ears with megabytes of video game references and sounds that will leave you punch drunk with a smile on your face.

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Movies What the HELL are you?

Back for the Attack: Predators

Movie Review
by Lon Lopez

To fully appreciate the new Robert Rodriguez produced and Nimród Antal directed Predators, you need to appreciate the 1987 classic sci-fi/horror, John McTiernan directed, Arnold Schwarzenegger legend known as Predator. Lucky for you, I’m an expert.

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Movies KICK ASS

Sit Down Spider-Man, Kick Ass Owns!

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by Lon Lopez

The more and more I think about it, Kick-Ass was made for me. Or fans like me, maybe. I mean, I love superhero movies, and I love balls to the wall action movies with whizzing bullets and galvanizing gunplay even more. Throw in some cool, fun characters, some crazy, nuanced performances and a slick directorial style and I’m in for sure. Kick-Ass delivers all this and more and pretty much turns the superhero genre on its head and gives it a spanking. It’s pretty much Spider-Man meets John Woo and I can’t help saying it, it kicks ASS!

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