Don’t Turn Your Back
The Office Review by Ms. Sizzle Deception and back-stabbing abound in this new episode of The Office. Michael pairs off the sales team and sends them out in an "Amazing Race"-type contest, though there are no prizes so who cares who wins? Karen and Phyllis head to the beauty salon before hitting up their target. […]
Exploiting Logic Deprivation
Survivor and the Amazing Race Recaps Step right up. Grab yourself a plate of cow lips and a soda. Here’s your chance to get up-to-date on Survivor and the Amazing Race. Crazy Asian Guy will finally reveal the answers to all those nagging questions: Who is Tango Roa? Why is the shaman lady handing out […]
No, YOU shut up
The Survivor and Amazing Race Recaps On Survivor, the racial experiment ended after only two episodes – but not the way I expected. Instead of the sand running crimson with the blood of the tribes, they were simply told to end the segregation. Very disappointing. Those that survived the brutal race war were split into […]
Survivor: Race War Island and The Amazing Race 10 – Week One
Welcome to Survivor: Cook Island. Twenty people, selected solely for their exploitability, will compete for one million dollars and the chance to set their race back to the 1950s. Watch in the comfort of your racially isolated living room and learn how minorities interact with one another in real-life situations – you know, like being […]
Survivor and Amazing Race Finales
On the Amazing Race, two hippies accepted a million dollar handout while the cast of Survivor got back on the short bus for home. I waded through an ocean of crappy television – two hour finales, lame reunion specials – looking for nuggets of funny. I present you with this week’s column – the fat’s […]
Survivor the Race and Apprentice, Oh My!
Week of 2/27/06 Welcome to Moron Reality. This week’s column deals with Survivor, the Amazing Race and the Apprentice.