Georgia

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A Face for Radio

I have a dear friend here in Georgia who is afraid of two things:  girls and what he believes is the inevitable invasion of the earth by extraterrestrials.  Hopefully, the project I’m working on right now will cause him to wet his pants a little bit.  On Saturday, October 13th, aliens will come to a […]

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Affair

Last night, I had a wild and passionate affair with an old lover.  I had been thinking about him a lot lately and that thinking escalated to action.  I knew exactly where to find him, too, so I drove there.  I walked in the Eckerd, trying to be all cool and self-contained.  I walked aisle […]

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Daytime Emmy, Redux

According to E! Online, upon winning her first daytime Emmy after a record 19 nominations, Susan Lucci said “I truly never believed that this would happen.”  Between the years of 1995 and 1996, I applied to 18 graduate schools and received 18 rejections.  For a detailed and self-deprecating look at this, see my previous column, […]

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Animated Max

The Devil Wears Prada: Prequels and Sequels

by Max Hufnagel Moron Life Fashionista Who would have guessed that a movie without explosions, nudity, pirates, or superheroes would have a chance with today’s audiences? Somehow, despite lacking any of these vital ingredients, The Devil Wears Prada – a movie about clothes! – is one of this year’s big hits. Image how big it […]

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