Surreal Life Finale – The Final Meltdown
As the cast ended their stay at Casa de Washup, we waved goodbye to another season of the Surreal Life. And while most viewers left their television sets to return to their normal lives, clinical therapists around the country toweled off, shelved the Jergens, and zipped up their pants. This week, I focus on what […]
Okay, which idiot untied Tawny Kitaen?
I’m waiting patiently for the Surreal Life to bring in "Real" celebrities. Who wouldn’t pay to watch Jim J. Bullock, Jaleel White, Gil Gerard, Todd Bridges, Jimmy Walker and Michael Winslow trying to live together? Better have LOTS of booze handy. Nothing says "Alcoholism" like failed celebrity. Throw in a little Erin Gray or Shirley […]
While one Survivor attempts to outwit, outplay and outlast a fish, the Surreal Life showcases the unfathomable depths of Tawny Kitaen’s empty head. And the Amazing Race goes to Australia where the teams meet at an Outback Steakhouse to compete against wild Koala Bears and baby-eating Dingoes while drinking a can of Fosters and imitating […]
Surreal Life: Exile Island’s Amazingly Testicular Adventure
While Tawny Kitaen continued her war against Father Time, the cast of the Amazing Race took their competition to Greece. And even though Father Time kicked her ass many years ago, like the fungus around one Survivor’s crotch, Tawny refused to give up.
Which one is the Transvestite, and which one is Tawny Kitaen?
Is that pesky bulge in your pants discouraging you from becoming a chick? Are you an unappreciated multi-lingual hippy? Did you just yell "Yes!" to both of these questions? Then read on, mein freund. This pre-op’s for you.